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August gaming Short games for a short king such as myself (i got shit to do)

Imagining an AI bro sitting in an art school critique where the teacher tries to get them to drop out in front of their classmates and immediately folding

Perusing Goodreads for book recommendations on the genre I want to write and scrolling into the reviews for some of the most insane critical reviews I have ever read on any media LMAO

Thinking about going home after work and playing games that piss me off

Letting the car autoplay random music with no way to change it while driving has somehow lead me into Ska/Punk territory and I still haven't decided if I think it's awesome or dogshit yet

Chat, I’m about half way through this challenge so I don’t have the self-control to drop it and I have enjoyed most of what is on here so far, but with my full chest, I will never be doing anything like this ever again!

Gotta be the only person in my state that owns a ferret because every time we go to the vet, they roll out the red carpet and freak out like “I’ve heard so much about Panini oh my god!!” THEY ARE FAMOUS.

Hey guys, please for the love of God. Whoever needs to hear this still, but uhhhh we can hear everything in the drive-thru speaker which is very funny when you’re jamming out to Ed Sheeran and not so funny when you are screaming at your mom on the phone.

This is how plagues start

Ladies, ladies. I’m sorry but we’re getting married. 😔

Still waiting for the day someone screenshots something i said on backloggd and goes, “look at this dumb idiot” but yet my time has still not come despite being quite a dumb idiot

I just know they’re gonna make the Knights of the Round Table summon a 40 hour side quest with multiple boss rushes and only available in the last 15 minutes of a 150 hour game in Revelations

Need more games where I can make fucked up shit

Roommate Kibbert lowkey annoys me but she knows how to get goofy

The Long Walk and how to efficiently poop while walking

You would not know how mean she is to me just by looking at her 😔

I am getting the urge to write again but it is not leaning towards reviewing and is instead back flipping into fictional writing, which is horrendous because I have, admittedly, not read a real book in a decade.

I love me some dumbass Love Island as much as the next dumbass viewer but i may personally end y’all if you voted for this show but don’t vote at real elections

So I bought 30 day membership for an MMO last month thinking it wasn’t recurring only to find out that it was, but they have a 48 hour refund window which they ignored because their support is ass. So I got charged anyways, only to find out that they’re now hosting July as a free month for everyone.

My 600th game gave me crabs.