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JennEfur

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'tis I, mother of Atticus. Sorry about that.

*adds 'poor mobile telephone reception' to my ever growing list of things that are shit in this country*

Anon Opin

We aren't angry enough about how shit the phone signal is in the UK. I've been up mountains in mainland Europe and still been able to get 4 bars of signal, whereas over here I can be sat in a pub and my phone will think I'm on the fucking moon.

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I love this. Corvids and cats are two of my favouritest things.

Acid Rain

Echo the Australian magpie annoying a tuxedo cat named Gilbert in Thames, New Zealand. The pair are known to be friends, though the magpie is often described as an annoying sibling that frequently pushes limits. They are part of a group called "Tuxedoes Unite" located in Karangahake, New Zealand.

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Atticus hasn't had a bath for a week. Or brushed his hair. He looks Stig of the dump. But no school and we're not going out and it just doesn't seem worth the fight. You learn to pick your battles with autistic kids. I'll bribe him with something tomorrow.

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Two parcels arriving today so I'm obsessively tracking them every five minutes. It's nothing urgent and I'm not going out, so, why?? Why am I like this?

020

I bought a shelf to go under the kitchen sink because it's carnage in there but now I'm too scared to do it because once I'm on the floor it takes me ages to get back up and what if there's a spider and I'm trapped like a tortoise on its back??!

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Double yolk! Or possibly triple but I think it's just one yolk is broken.

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I couldn't give a flying fuck what anyone says about me now, let alone when I'm dead. But there won't be people celebrating my death because I'm a paedophile enabler or because I beat up a pregnant person that was my wife. They'll probably celebrate, just not for those reasons.

Ben Goldacre

Sad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.

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Bedtime. Herbal tea and a Freddo because all I've eaten today is berries and cabbage soup. I probably won't lose weight but at least I'll aggravate my oversensitive colon. Oh.

020

What next? Scrabble? Monopoly? Ker-plunk? (I actually would have loved this, fuck PE and fuck all PE teachers, in the arse, with a cactus)

fesshole 🧻

The IOC recognised chess as a sport in 1999. I led a group who demanded that chess be offered as a PE option in my secondary school. I became quite good at chess and have not played football since I was 12. Others may hate this but I count it as a huge win.

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So I'm probably just not going to bother with my birthday this year. I haven't since my 40th because that was the last one my bestie was alive for and it doesn't seem right, having a birthday without her.

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