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'tis I, mother of Atticus. Sorry about that.
*adds 'poor mobile telephone reception' to my ever growing list of things that are shit in this country*
Anon OpinWe aren't angry enough about how shit the phone signal is in the UK. I've been up mountains in mainland Europe and still been able to get 4 bars of signal, whereas over here I can be sat in a pub and my phone will think I'm on the fucking moon.
I love this. Corvids and cats are two of my favouritest things.
Acid RainEcho the Australian magpie annoying a tuxedo cat named Gilbert in Thames, New Zealand. The pair are known to be friends, though the magpie is often described as an annoying sibling that frequently pushes limits. They are part of a group called "Tuxedoes Unite" located in Karangahake, New Zealand.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.
Ian McDougallIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky...
Just as well they're charging so much at the pumps then. Oh. Wait ...
Sky NewsOil giant BP profits more than double due to Iran war - again
I couldn't give a flying fuck what anyone says about me now, let alone when I'm dead. But there won't be people celebrating my death because I'm a paedophile enabler or because I beat up a pregnant person that was my wife. They'll probably celebrate, just not for those reasons.
Ben GoldacreSad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.
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What next? Scrabble? Monopoly? Ker-plunk? (I actually would have loved this, fuck PE and fuck all PE teachers, in the arse, with a cactus)
fesshole 🧻The IOC recognised chess as a sport in 1999. I led a group who demanded that chess be offered as a PE option in my secondary school. I became quite good at chess and have not played football since I was 12. Others may hate this but I count it as a huge win.
But underneath, he's alright #OneForTheKids
Anon OpinArthur Daley was a horrible bastard who treated his friends like shit. Quite why Terry didn't give him a good shoeing is a mystery.
Hartley Hare. Terrifying zombie rabbit thing.
Son of BengtApropos of nothing...let's just assume Paddington takes people to the escalator that goes up Who takes them to the one that goes the other direction? Edd the Duck?