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Queen tribute act's shambolic photo shoot

Charlie Brown's teacher's posts: You wah wah wah wah wah. I wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. Wah wah wah wah not the same. Why wah wah wah wah wah wah when wah wah wah wah right there?

"'Tis but a scratch!"

Intergalactic, Planetary, Planetary, Intergalactic #nzpol

I can also share a joke about Theseus if you've got a minotaur two to spare.

England have rattled heavily-favoured France by bringing in 500 Welsh longbowmen. #FIFAWorldCup

Um... I don't think it's forest fire smoke that's settling across the US-Canadian border...

"E.T. phone AAA."

George Jetson defaulted on the repayments.

She drove a Plymouth Satellite

Dachshunds: short legs and shorter tempers.

Is this really where Usher lives?

Potential plus! Opportunity to add value.

Meanwhile, in New Zealand...

Finders keepers, Laura. Go sleep outside.

Shingle White Scree Shale #ASongOrMovieForRocks

Just one, monsieur. It's wafer thin.

You get one of these animals for free if you have dual Australian and New Zealand citizenship.

The sign was on upside down

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