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this is what people mean when they talk about true love probably

depression it beckons a sadness legit a mouth full of barf and a pants full of shit

money matters. invest in your looks.

what do they put in sheetz food that always makes me so damn sleepy

they planned a bank robbery. what happened next will shock you.

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who wanna sign up for my new amazon show "yeast games" (it's like beast games but all the players have a nasty yeast infection so it's super hardcore)

dev burned the goddamn soft roll

this would've been funnier if bsky had actual fucking polls

existential dread vs. being a giant fucking hater

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what's harder 1️⃣ finding waldo 2️⃣ finding god 📊 Show results

my father always said, "if you don't have anything funny to say, don't say anything at all."

man i've become such a cynical lil turd lately

found this dead mall which contained a spooky liminal pool hall which contained a fucking crime scene

drove for six hours and hit a deer fml

going on a trip this weekend but after that i plan to lock tf in on art shit again of course i say that every time i plan to do shit and i never do but i actually mean it this time i swear

white people be like "😳 what's the mileage on your car 😳"

do i dare wear tank tops? am i a tank top kinda guy?

not doing anthrocon this year but i'll still be in town (((i never left)))