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DnD is fine at being DnD, but there's probably a gazillion other games if you don't want to play DnD.

Welcome to my 45 minute TED talk "Would Sex Work still exist in Star Trek?" (I actually don't know this is just one of those "easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism" things)

I hate how the bar for "stupid stuff you're allowed to say without consequence if your rich" is apparently deep in the molten core.

WE WOULD BE ON MARS ALREADY IF MARS WAS CLOSER AND ALSO THERE WAS A MAGICAL RAINBOW BRIDGE FROM EARTH TO MARS THAT ONLY LET MY CARS RIDE ACROSS FROM EARTH TO MARS

I read the first HP in a night in college since all my other geek friends were saying how awesome it was and i was just like "well it's no Dahl or Pratchett..."

I know this is a joke, but honestly yeah they should just say "hey, we're putting out three new Star Wars set in a era no one's touched yet with a decent story and no Skywalkers." and just have some fun with it. Toyetic fighters, funny robots, some laser swords.

My "i should never be given control of SR" idea is that when you do a run against a megacorp your brand weapons should get a negative modifier, but a competitor brand gets a positive modifier. Ares Predators actively fucking up your aim against Ares security.

"See, these are too green for banana bread. You gotta wait for these to go to yellow and then brown, so either buy this when you need banana bread in a few weeks, or put them in a sealed brown paper bag. Now let's talk about how I cream the sugar and butter to get light airy banana bread..."

A standard discussion about mayonnaise on Bsky:

Trek should use the tricks they did in the DS9 Tribble episode to do a sitcom of all the civilians on the Ent D trying to run a coffee shop or a kindergarten while being attacked by Borg or dealing with weird space gods

DOJ: ...ok.

This reminds me of the time I played Alpha Centauri with the Univeristy and we had an entire continent to ourselves so when Morgan finally arrived on a boat to threaten us we used solid hologram airships and guns that shoot time at him.

look I'm just an American but have you considered just letting the Cat run the nation? A Meowtocracy?

Your brain:

No I've been to his Pleasure Palace I didn't see anything like that...

His son is Kubli??

"You're talking about my good friend Ghengis?? No, I would know if he was invading anybody. That doesn't sound like the Ghengis I know..."

Serious religious questions if horses are able to live outside the eightfold path.

Mitch McConnell returning to the senate floor

This is just due to Earth's primary Soul router being in the core of the Earth and lagging when you leave the atmosphere. Astronauts may get some misrouting to Mars's primary Soul router. Just restart your astronaut and clean their cache.