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Opening Facebook is like coming face to face with the literacy crisis every morning.

Gusanos are so cucked by capitalism that they’re supporting Miami-Dade Transit, a transportation department so famously fucked that they had to scrap their replacement fleet because the company they bought it from went out of business lmfao.

Demon urges imp not to leave Hell.

Were these Republicans Irish by any chance?

Boy, a lot of scratched liberals are coming up on the feed today.

There’s a joke about Boeing sending assassins that would actually finish the job here but I don’t want a visit from the Secret Service.

Finally getting the chance to put my Linda Blair in “The Exorcist” impression to good use if she ever ends up on my flight.

ESPN is just twelve hours of programming dedicated to that one dipshit in the Deadspin comments that gets downvoted into oblivion because he can’t stop getting racist with it.

People are starting to come around to the fact that Kelsey Grammer isn’t actually an intellectual, he just plays one on TV.

I love that people like this get to vote in this country, not at all a portent of doom.

The Burger King onion rings in my stomach and also me to the toilet after consuming Burger King onion rings:

Love it when the grift intersects across both sides of the aisle.

“Why wouldn’t he go back to Miami?” Because he lived here for more than a year.

There’s very little goths in this Conservative Goth Facebook Group.

Me going furniture shopping for my first apartment:

Oscar The Grouch Shakes Head in Trash CanALT: Oscar The Grouch Shakes Head in Trash Canstatic.klipy.com

Congratulations to Will Stancil for being the new economic messaging director for the Trump administration.

Evil Lizard Man upset that people are happy that Evil Turtle Man may be dead.

Me when the smooth Coke Zero drops

I’m going to start doing this every time I see someone in Miami wearing Patriots or Mets hats but also armed because Florida.