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getting correctly gendered while by myself in a military history museum is very funny actually

i'm listening to an audiobook read by Dennis Quaid and he just pronounced "Bryn Mawr" as "Bryn MWAH" like a kiss, and i laughed so hard that i started coughing on the bus

doing voice memos while waiting to cross the street and the guy next to me got to hear "more women in the 1950s should have been poisoning their husbands" so i hope he enjoyed that

me and my neighbor yelling FUCK at the same time

"I don't think the Phillies feel safe with any lead." - he just gets us

scheduled trea turner error

unfortunately, i will be needing this on a t-shirt

me, a national commentator, every pitch: this is it. this is the game right here

can lebron play baseball?

free him

my sister just sent this from the beach in wildwood

never really understood people using the word "unserious" until today

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

things i've learned from women in white coats by olivia campbell: 1. you'll make more money selling a corpse in parts rather than whole 2. white people love eugenics 3. so many women wanted to become doctors after losing their babies to male MDs who had been useless during their difficult births

what hat is kruk wearing?

"did you watch the Phils last night? did you see JT there at the end?" -- my plumber, from under the kitchen sink. i would die for my country philadelphia

phillies baseball is so beautiful