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As a long-term visitor to this planet I can confirm that there is a direct correlation between the presence of evil and the absence of love.

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Niall and Biffa on the money, as always. That last paragraph….

It's absolutely crazy and amateurish that the club is still silent #nufc

Good. I hope they nail the fuckers to the wall. www.skysports.com/football/new...

Elanga was the only one who played in the WC. I don’t get why the rest of them are so unfit.

I’m fairly sure the PL isn’t a non-profit, and it hasn’t stopped them from implementing finance rules, unfortunately.

Liverpool already on the phone to Thiaw’s agent…

City paid less than that for Donnarumma. Fucking ridiculous.

That is certainly true from the player’s perspective, but if anyone at NUFC has the attitude that it’s a waste for Bruno to stay, they should be fired and run out of town. That shouldn’t make the smallest difference to the club’s stance.

Yeah I get that. Had he signed a shorter term contract he would’ve earned a lower wage, but that’s the trade off. Once you sign the deal, you don’t get to change its terms whenever it suits. The precedent set by us backing down with Isak is going to come back to fuck us again and again.

He knowingly signed a contract that lasts until 2028 (2029 if we activate the extension). Saying he’s “done enough” for Newcastle makes no sense.

See, I don’t understand this attitude. NUFC is not a charity. Bruno did what he did because he was paid handsomely to do it. Maybe he should have signed a 3 year contract rather than 5, or stipulated a buyout clause, but he didn’t.

Good point. His agent, then. It wouldn’t have been allowed to go on this long if it was much ado about nothing.

If it was all bullshit, Bruno would have said so by now.

In related news, I’m set to make an offer to Mastercard to pay off my credit card. Won’t offer more than 3/4 what I owe though.

He “reports” what he’s paid to.

The Reubens nod their approval.

I’d still be gutted if he went to City, but the fume from Arsenal fans would definitely soften the blow.