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I could really use some positive words right now. Anyone?

“Yes, you are a cat.“ - me to my cat, several times a day.

I just got out of bed, went into the hallway, said “no” out loud, and I’m back in bed. Depression is awesome when you know how to do it right.

My hope right now is that when I die, I’m able to say to myself “Hey! Some outside force was responsible for this!” and I imagine I’ll get a little dopamine rush right there at the end.

Sometimes you shoot for the Maldives and you wind up at the mall.

It feels like the whole world is waiting for something really big to happen.

You mourn Bungie for Destiny. I mourn Bungie for Oni. We are not the same. (Because I’m significantly older)

Prediction: California is going to get a major earthquake and the government response will be less than what we see in Venezuela.