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How has the SPL started again, it is the 31st July, it is still the Month of Alistair Johnson

Quite like this actually - a football tee that you could conceivably wear to work, or one of those airport lounges that won't let you wear football colours

Well, now I'm not sure if I'm actually having a stroke

If you've potentially broken a bone in your foot that's an A&E job so you can get it X-Rayed, right? NHS website suggests you don't go unless accident has left you on verge of death,which gives me pause when thinking that I can't go until this afternoon due to having a call that can't be rearranged

Hope the Burnham Boys like fleeces from Temu and novelty pins shaped like Jack Russells then

I keep thinking about this, which had me in fits last night, and laughing all over again

Emigrating from Ireland, then later running a hostel for sailors docking at Liverpool. (Then, had I lived long enough, probably watching Letter to Brezhnev and interrupting it by telling my mum about all those lovely Norwegians who might have ended up being your dad or something)

Just said 'Eddie Howe says 'How for now' to @alan.cool and it was wasted on him