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A pot for every pillow. A pillow for every pot.

Mitch McConnell was her driver.

Ready for Vagisil.

Wahun pie is to die for.

Mitch is like Jesus. One keeps asking Jesus to reply, but there’s never an answer. Amen.

Okay Mr. SS guy. Break out the nitrile gloves. Trump is impacted. Again.

And, as a result, the hit series ‘The Pitt’ is changing its name to ‘The Yinzer’ for the upcoming season.

I was grateful to have seen the Great One play several times at Three Rivers Stadium.  I can still recall the day my grandfather called me with the news that Roberto’s plane had gone down.

Mitch hasn’t refilled his Viagra RX for three months. Very telling.

He was on his way to visit Mitch McConnell.

He could be on to something here. I just had my roof replaced. And a crew of 2,712 Hispanic roofers showed up to complete the work. Took them 18 minutes.

Alright ladies, time to walk the plank.

My sources tell me he was spotted at his local taxidermist.

‘Diaper eyes.’ Happens when the diaper gets too heavy.

Tonight’s love making shall be awash in pepper. And silk bindings to hold the accused down.

Me, too.

No coke, Pepsi.

Mitch is getting a little nip and tuck performed at his taxidermist. He’ll be back working soon.

Mitchell is scheduled to be released from his taxidermist soon.