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im assuming he was holding a piece of spark plug out of frame or something lol

i love the little blue truck because the illustrator painted realistic animal buttholes

(also you look stunning, natch)

the ink on your collarbone looks so fresh. is it new?

So, which one of you looks just like Buddy Holly and which one is Mary Tyler Moore?

imagining the guitar just... playing the weezer riff

my 68-year-old mom finished infinite jest and enjoyed it, instantly mogging a zillion MFA guys

every time I get in my car I see something that makes me So Mad, like two cybertrucks in less than 10 minutes

cars are where you Get Mad

but satisfaction brought her back! ...right?

i wish you a very peaceful lying upstairs with earplugs in and maybe a glass of wine

tape a furnace filter to the back of a box fan, low-cost air purifier

oooouuugh im right there with you, i got hired on a three month contract (was supposed to be one year) at a company that gave me no work. like almost at all. like i'd sit there and they'd tell me "oh it'll be slow until we get our marketing priorities." for three. months. in. a. row.

you look like you're about to lead a field trip across the solar system (complimentary)

i thought you were talking about gideon the 9th and i was like... i don't remember that from the book???

apropos of nothing... bsky.app/profile/heml...

do you ever make it out to die with your boots on in Salem

when doordashed yes also the bits that fall out when you eat one count as MIRVs

dang you gottem

are mortars icbms