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Elvis died right after Star Wars released, coincidence??

A 2nd RoboCop has hit Detroit!

I'm fence posting

There's only one person that can clinch that senate seat for James Talarico. His brother Tommy Talarico shredding on guitar with all his Guinness records on stage behind him.

Got my SuperStation dock/disc drive It's reached its final form now

Lowly Worm isn't his government name it's just what the town calls him because he's a scumbag piece of trash.

In the French Dub of the Simpsons the part of Lisa is played by Meterly Smith

If I ever get married the only thing on the registry will be the Jeff Hardy Swanton table

She Williams on my Howard till I Taft

Can't believe I have to work during shark week

There's a panel at Santacon about switching from coal to dead rechargeable batteries

I love that most credit card spam is congratulatory. Congrats we picked you, our extra special guy, to bear the honor of our bespoke one of a kind ~~CREDIT CARD DEBT~~!!!🥳🎉🎉🎉

WALL-E didn't go up a single wall motherfucker should be FLOR-E

Every individual Scorsese movie I buy feels like it fills up a gauge and when it's full they'll release a box set of all the stuff I just bought

Notice how everything fell apart when they got rid of the Hot Pocket crisping sleeve?