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Wakanda Forever!

Sorry for not being active on here, our Gov has been busy brokering a peace deal between Antarctic shrimp species (benthic and fairy). It seems we haven’t missed much, judging by world news headlines of ancient, power hungry men compensating for various self-esteem issues. Tale as old as time!

Sorry Malaysia, we aren’t on this round but we know how it feels. ♥️ stay strong and flippers up if you got ‘em

Public Poll: Today would you rather the watch World Cup Finals with friends, Or get a 60 minute massage?

Our administration tuned in to American YouTube to watch “The Pettysburg Address” yesterday. It actually did help us decide to assist Canada in relocating their wildfires to Washington DC.

“The Odyssey? No, I haven’t seen it, but you odyssey what magic trick we came up with, now stand up straight and close your eyes.”

There is a reason we follow The Guardian, it never fails to make us Gov officials randomly chuckle.

You should hear how many species Larry the Leopard Seal claims to have eaten today

Well done, Danish News Agency for the win, even if he didn’t get an actual answer

Love watching soccer/football but some of these players are better divers than our Gentoo penguins!

Happy Canada Day, Canada! We admire and respect your vast Country, and also appreciate Canada for helping the world fight for freedom! Poutine > Putin ♥️🔥 Keep your stick on the ice and flippers/elbows up!

Neil hates Mondays

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Mythology states that Narcissus was ultimately defeated by a reflecting pool. Just saying. There’s hope.

We have no regrets leaving Twitter/X so long ago. But we are nervous about missing the play by play on another Prigozhin style Moscow Thunder run. Our diplomatic staff is terrible at sharing love drone feed and intel, all they want to do is eat mackerel.

Truth is, we have some algae in our National reflecting pool but we don’t hire con artists who make it worse. It’s also why we respect the bidding process and best value approach to contracts. It curtails corruption and provides the taxpayer the best chance to see superior performance.

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Excited to watch this matchup, if only to hear this chant again 🔥🔥

Messi has been scoring goals in the World Cup for 20 years and still makes it look easy. Our GOV spokesperson has worked for 20 years and is totally out of breath from walking to the island’s laptop to type this.

Island Envy: We heard there is a small island off the coast of Italy with 4 million Sicillion inhabitants. That’s the biggest number we have ever heard!

We are building a communal zen garden on our island. We already have the moss and stone in place. Our social service branch is attempting to keep the Wandering Albatross from pooping and breeding in it. Or maybe we will reflect on wabi-sabi and live with it. Government projects are not easy.