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Before you say it - I KNOW London has one of the best bud services in the world and infinitely better than most of the U.K., but the fact remains that it's getting significantly worse and that merits some kind of attention

"Get a Lime bike" is really not an adequate response to the deterioration of bus services in London. What about elderly people / people with disabilities / people with buggies or little kids / people who don't cycle or who don't feel safe on a Lime bike on the busy roads?

Ok so basically they did exactly what they said they were doing to do if Israel kept doing what it said it was going to keep doing and so what actually are we doing here pretending there was another outcome

MUPPET LITTLE WOMEN

I'm very fond of my Gen Z coworkers, but in one way they're a menace in the workplace. They show up sporadically to the office in chic as shit outfits that make us millennials look like Uniqlo dumpster trucks. Girls my hybrid ass cannot

God I'm tired of consequential by-elections. Can we have the boring ones back please

In a small pub in South London, I just got a not-even-full pint of Diet Coke in a plastic cup, no straw or even a word from the bartender. And it cost me £4.05. In case anyone's still wondering "why young people don't go to the pub"

Ok I was still notionally a Spielberg fan but Disclosure Day was so wilfully, *insultingly* bad that I'm considering jailing him for crimes against cinema. Him and whoever did the lighting / camera work / CGI holy christ

Fuck off quora digest

I keep forgetting we actually have a culture secretary

My rebuttal pitch to the Telegraph: Boomers ruined sex for the young

Also maybe stop restricting access to contraception and abortion, and maybe reopen all the sexual health clinics, approx half of which have shut in the last decade. Sex is *riskier* due to policy decisions and public health funding cuts!

My policy pitch: give everyone in their twenties an affordable place to rent, and bring alcohol prices back down to Nineties levels, and reopen all the pubs and bars and clubs that have shut, and I *guarantee* you the shagging will pick up

How can publications run articles like "Gen Z aren't shagging cos they're deeply boring" alongside ones explaining "Gen Z are living with their parents cos they can't afford to rent" and not connect the dots? How many randoms would YOU bring back to your parents' place and bonk next to their room!

Help the girls at work are trying to argue the Pope is based

LLMs are trained by stealing other people's work that they pass it off as their own, while simultaneously patronising you and also reflecting the structural misogyny of the tech broligarchy that's trying to shove AI down our throats. But sure it's a mystery why uptake is low among women

This is where the whole, male anger / inceldom stems from being politically neglected / economically deprived / societally disenfranchised thing falls apart. They're the most privileged subsect of society and they're full of *hate*

It's actually quite funny watching everyone acting like the leadership contest is in full swing yet Starmer has a) not resigned, b) shown any intention of resigning, and c) is not facing a vote of no confidence or even particularly widespread demands to step down

NB: don't sack the subs

Childfree people have to pick up the slack for their breeder coworkers and friends and that should exempt us from the "you're not producing future taxpayers" takes