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U.S. military: bringing the beige rainbow to countries near you soon.

Sounds like capitalism to me.

Change “vaccines” to immigrants and “autism” to crime and the same people are happy to claim a link, evidence or not. “Insufficient evidence” only matters for things they’re already opposed to.

The war’s going so well that now our soldiers are getting killed by peace, see?

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Exciting news about next year’s Women’s World Cup, then. It’s all the same rules but without flopping.

The coasting-est team in this tournament.

Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan

He flipped that Spanish guy like a bison.

It’s going to be whatever they negotiated from Maduro. He says sure, he rigged the election in exchange for release.

For 250 years it was just understood that a foreign assassination of a U.S. president would be perceived as an act of war without them having to say so.

I mean, the original Free Willy jumps one time in the whole goddamn movie. 2026 Willy better fight like John Wick or no one is going to it.

Augusta’s Seizure.

Augusta fresh air, this post.

It hurts more!

Often at trainings for new recruits at the financial firm where I work, I’ll ask as a way to explore how to connect w/ clients, “what are your interests and pursuits outside of work?” You’d be astounded how many new finance workers don’t have an answer. Or none besides “make lots of money.”

We didn’t technically win the Revolutionary War until 1781. So a 2031 celebration would be appropriate.

860,000, as we all know now, is a significant number. It means “to assassinate the fireworks 10,000 times.”

Yup. That’s the one I expected.

It’s the rule of two good rulings when they’re about to drop a terrible one.