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To be fair that blue whale is panty-dropping I can’t lie damn

Oh hell yeah based. Also you’d answer one million questions about phonology and grammar. You’d be like ‘this letter is so sassy hahaha look at that. That is like adding a period after a text she’s PISSED’

‘Just put my panties back on at the Swedish blue whale exhibit’

Cedar Whalepenis

That’s why the rabbis say that a person who cites their sources brings deliverance to the world (Avot 6:6).

You could read that dog in a bar joke and it would make you laugh. You could jsut pick up Gilgamesh fragments and *get* it

I’m tempted to note my ‘big brain’ answer is ‘the West African language that the Punics borrowed the word gorilla from’ because that is the sum total of what we know about them. Or, alternatively, Sumerian, or Old Chinese. Imagine how employed you’d be for life.

I mean Koine Greek became modern Greek, so I didn’t want to be unclear

We should all microwave tea - in true British fashion - in honor of @gailsimone.bsky.social's birthday! Happy birthday, you agent of absolute chaos! 🥳👍

"who wants a femboy in latex ?" "who wants a 5'3 girl with DDs in a genshin impact cosplay ?" not me. i want a banana, 300mg mdma, and a night in with shadow the hedgehog

Like when you ask someone where they’d like to go anywhere in time and they say ‘Woodstock’. I’m tempted to say Koine Greek or Imperial Aramaic. Basic bitch choices

@eisforenkidu.bsky.social if you were granted a wish that let you speak an extinct or ancient language perfectly (which means you’d understand the culture), which would it be? @maartenkossmann.bsky.social should be tagged in here, as should others Honestly I’m tempted to say something boring

I’m like a book goblin archetype I think. But they’ve made me eat sensibly and drink water and it makes me feel excellent and I’m SO PRESSED THAT IT DOES

This is also true of soup, although that is because I am freak. I hate hot soup. Gazpacho remains my favorite soup

I will drink hot coffee when they pry open my cold, dead mouth

I wasn’t about to tag him in your replies. Also, I was INFORMING him. :-)

Maarten, we have had iced coffee in New England for like a hundred years. I freely admit it is better with espresso, as came into fashion starting in the 90s, but like a cold coffee beverage is the state drink of RI.

I remember going to the theatre. I hadn’t read it. They hit the bank and I was like ‘uhhhhh’. And now she is trying to legalize hunting me for sport and is suborning the law, visibly, with her wealth. If I had a Time Machine. I’m just saying.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is how I feel about like most games I will say that in WARFRAME every time I play Follie, someone in chat says, ‘Follie marry me’. Nobody ever says that about any other frame. Ever. Happened to me *twice* today alone.

@guypussy.bsky.social bro was this you