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Obviously he's not using "an" but I couldn't not.

A mouse. A fox. An owl. A snake.

Toddler is announcing the animals in The Gruffalo as if he's Travis Scott playing the Bard in The Odyssey

Yes I know you're already married

Once again making it really hard for someone to plan your stag do

This extremely early work of Ursula’s appeared in the anthology First Words: Earliest Writing from Contemporary Favorite Writers, edited by Paul Mandelbaum and published by Algonquin in 1993. (“Krakie” was a nickname for Ursula’s mother.)

We didn't need an origin story for the most origin story of all time other than the actual Bible, but also we didn't need Johnny Depp

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Just a sec lemme find it

Oh CAT

Nick "The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity, and the gumption!" Clegg

And same for the beans and rice thing.

Oh gosh I'm so sorry, that's absolutely awful

Certain 👀 hairs in an envelope from sometime between 1890 and 1920. Turns out said hairs had been used as sideburns for a costume party.

Watched it with noise canceling headphones and had to keep taking them on/off for dialogue. Wish I went to a subtitled showing.

Edinburgh Waverley smells extra foosty this morning 🤢

😢 😭

My friend: "Burnham endorsing the personification of crackdowns and performative cruelty" in keeping Mahmood as Home Sec

As if we had hope

An endorsement of increased defence spending plus an endorsement of awful immigration policies? Sure.