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sass @ old man yaois
robot enjoyer & emet-selch liker ; they/them, mid-30s ; no minors nor purity policing ; #nanowrimo2018winner carrd: https://hadesselch.carrd.co/
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I know I post a lot about Adonis loving Mr Cait and beating me up because it's very funny but you should also know that at least once a day he comes up to me, waits for me to arrange his blanket and then makes biscuits on me for like 15 minutes straight. sometimes multiple times a day
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A few days ago someone in a chat I’m in shared this screenshot and I genuinely, unironically dismissed it as a poorly made “modern AAA version of” meme because it didn’t even cross my mind this could be real
Joe WintergreenMaaaan the Halo remake is exhaustingly Modern in its bullshit... Cortana has all kinds of extra tutorial dialogue. The intro of invisible elites, instead of being a scary moment of guys suddenly dropping dead around you, is her going "Invisible elites!! Look for distortions in the air!" Christ alive
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Like that was the coolest part of the vibe of Halo 1. Yeah nobody has ever seen a colossal ringworld before, it has far-reaching implications for all sorts of things. We don't know anyone who cares about that shit though, we're in the middle of a war, we're just landing on it. Literally do not care