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Gwonam Special Attack! Spirit of Fire, baptize my enemies in your cradle of flame! Perdition’s Flare!

Link fell off of his horse! Again!

I’M TRYING MY FUCKING BEAT OVER HERE OKAY?!?

Harlequin has joined the royal castle staff as a role called “sexual janitor!”

Gwonam Ally Portfolio! This monkey wants to fuck a stump! Won’t you please help him?

(On the phone with Aypo (the Reader)) Yeah I always wondered why Raphael has a different accent than his brothers

Oh good I still have this shirt

King Harkinian prescribes to the hobbit meal schedule.

Fucking asshole

AUGH! My biorhythms!

The fell shadow of Penis Piranha once again threatens the peaceful hoes of Islam Delfino…

(Listening to music) wow everybody really is working for the weekend

GWONAM MOVIE REVIEW REVUE: SPIDER’S RETURN: BABY’S DAY OUT: 4/5 He’s back! It’s good. Don’t sit through the credits.

(Screaming at a desiccated Link skeleton) YOU DIDN’T COME THIS FAR JUST TO COME THIS FAR!!!

Morshu when he’s possessed:

I’m the best foster parent ever!

King Harkinian said he’s gonna beat my ass ohhhhhhhhhhh a hooooooooooo uuuunnnnnnnhhhhhh…

Sorry Link I’m having trouble focusing because I keep thinking about Those We Could Not Save…

Hey, how you doing lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya something that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft? Nah, I’m just playing less you say I can And I'm known to be a real nasty man And they say a closed mouth don't get fe