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Kidding you not—totally thought “House of Stassi” was the TV adaptation of “The Lives of Others”

You never wanna be the John McVie of the polycule.

“It’s about a banjo-playing frog who’s relentlessly pursued by a horny pig lady. You know, for kids.”

What if the Babygirl was the milk we drank along the way?

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“Yes husband/boyfriend, do tell me more about these awful Argentines. How baaaaad are they? Please spare no details.”

Sequel to "The Odyssey": there's suddenly a worldwide campaign calling your wife and and kids part of "the most racist people in the world," but the gods have removed your vocal chords because you have to promote an IMAX movie.

European and American who knows nothing about Argentina or its history except a hacky Bill Maher punchline: My dislike for Argentina has to do with their government’s supposed attitude towards the Nazis during and after World War II. Therefore I’m gonna root for… SPAIN

Save this tweet: The "How to Sic Neutral People Against an Entire Country and Culture They Knew Nothing About in 60 Days" campaign waged against Argentina in the summer of 2026 is going to be studied one day like the Stanford Prison and the Milgram Experiments.

Best part of the Final: The Spanish players unfurling a flag demanding the Brits return Benidorm

Alec Baldwin’s wife: “Somos campeonos!”

“As your lawyer, I would *strongly* advise you to stick to the part where you didn’t shoot no deputy AND THAT PART ALONE…”

Can’t believe no porn studio is producing a parody of The Odyssey with the twist that a Lily Collins lookalike travels back in time and fucks the prince of Troy with a strap-on and it’s retitled “Emily in Paris” and if you’ve read this far I’m so sorry it’s almost the weekend

No for real Sam Neill’s filmography is crazy

Obsession 2: Now’s a Twink

"Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo" — Third Eye Blind

Still waiting for Madonna to name an album “Whore Complex”

LOL @milliemorgan.bsky.social

The entire Screwball Comedy genre is based on the premise “what if closeted bisexuals but also quippy”

20 years ago I created this tribute to the Grove Press' legendary Black Cat paperback series for The Believer. @groveatlantic.bsky.social @thebeliever.net www.thebeliever.net/felinology/

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