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tuesday again? no problem

keep in mind i teach somewhere where the 5th graders graduate not knowing their ABCs .. so i have this wheel that we spin in kinder w like shapes and different types of lines on it so I can see what they can do on the first day and I read it to them, today we spun and a kid reads "STRAIGHT LINE"

I survived the first day of the 26-27 school year

wth how'd I bleed up the front of my underwear and down my legs????????

literally in the first 30 mins of school i had this class telling me they were glad they don't have a strict teacher this year and I'm like oh girl you've already lost them

is there just literally nothing i can do abt my face turning into an active warzone before my period

being nd is fucking hilarious

I was literally only able to email her bc I'm avoiding something else so it made me able to do that instead

I fucking did it i finally emailed the tattoo artist abt the tat I've been thinking about for 2 YEARSSS

im actually expecting to be traumatized tmrw based on what has happened today so no point in doing anything but keeping my peace

when i get home im reading fic in my bed and that's it

I love that I'm by default passenger princess no matter who is driving they know I'm not doing ts

1 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me.

i wanna make collages on Pinterest but my app crashes SO MUCH UGH

i forgot im Actively free bleeding

put this on fox news im a fat gay furry and im having an abortion

no cheating, post ur lockscreen

when i downloaded a random mp3 of nine in the afternoon by patd in middle school there was like a part where someone just fucking screamed out of nowhere and I was always too lazy to find a new file so I listened to that for like 6 years but every time I hear that song I expect the scream

thinking abt this time my friends and i were out in the middle of the woods like a good 20 miles from where anyone would be living and we were like blasting music and shit in the middle of the night all of a sudden there was a lady NO ONE KNEW who was like hey guys and everyone started screaming