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Good God, 1991 Arnold Schwarzenegger was just cooler than penguin piss

TERMINATOR 2 IS ON TELLY 👍

WAKEY WAAAAAAAKEY! It's officially Saturday, innit?

Saturday

Having my second bath of the day

My Bluesky feed right now is pretty much wall-to-wall "isn't Siobhan Fahey fit?" and all of you are entirely correct #totp

Just seen a boy racer haring out of McDonalds, tyre smoke billowing, clearly thinking he was the bollocks. Shame about the unmarked police car that came out of McDonalds behind him. Fucking pillock

Going to miss #totp as I'm at work until 10

Having a bacon butty because having breakfast for dinner is a fine choice and I'm not bound by your "rules"

All done. Only 12 hours worth of music. By far the weirdest thing I found was Janet Jackson making her UK chart debut as part of a duet with Cliff fucking Richard. Yes, THAT Janet Jackson and THAT Cliff Richard

Right, time to put together another playlist on Spotify (1984 this time). Wonder what weird things I'll find about the charts today

You've got to hand it to Infantino. I mean, you really have to put the hard work in to out-corrupt Sepp Blatter. That's some serious going there. Inspirational

One thing I'd forgotten about doing a proper manual job is the mystery injuries. At no point do I remember hurting meself this week, but getting up this morning I found a sizeable cut on me leg and several already-healing bruises

Friday

Message off me mam earlier: "have you drawn a Red Bull F1 car?" That's me mam that shares every single bit of my artwork that I post on Facebook, so if anyone should know, it's her. "I can't find it." That's because I've never drawn one

Yorkshire TV used to chuck this on as filler on Saturday afternoons around 1990-ish - up against Grandstand and Channel 4 Racing. Never stood a chance. Absolute arse sandwich of a programme. Even the theme tune was rotten. I was only 10 and even then I knew it was awful

Home

Still at work. Been busier than Jared Leto's lawyer

Having me little finger amputated following an accident dahn t'pit

Today's Heardle '70s is the song that was number one when I was born, which also happens to be one of the worst songs of all time