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Four legs good Two legs bad One hundred legs very bad Seven hundred and fifty legs that's too many legs

I really wish my body could be less weird. I *don't* have diabetes. The "normal" blood sugar levels for hypoglycemia are when BSL drops below 70.0mg/dL (3.9mmol/L). I get hypos when my BSL drops below 90.0mg/dL (5mmol/L).

I see Microsoft are now getting into the explosive diarrhea market too...

I had a pointillist joke but .

Welp, it’s been a while since I had some basic asshole transphobia on here.

Yeah, those hot chips definitely had wheat contamination.

“Pokémon GO?” “NO! DO NOT POKE MONGO! MONGO DID NOT TRAVEL HALFWAY ACROSS THE GALAXY TO BE POKED!”

....and the ATO came in clutch. Wasn't expecting the ATO to be July's MVP, but there we go.

Downplay a book or movie: "Breakfast at McDonalds"

Yes, but the “AuDHD” in my bio is a dead giveaway.

When you’re not just tired, you’re Sofa King Tired.