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The wish granter

🚨 BREAKING: US President Donald Trump was reportedly spotted openly consorting with members of the Thalmor

Getting annoyed by the pixie that’s just flown up to give me a quest and swatting it out of the air like a fly

Iconic lord of the rings characters if they were woke: Gandalf the Gay Dildo Shaggins The One Cock Ring to Rule Them All Samwise Gaygee Bisexual Gollum Saruman of Many Colors

How it feels to slay a monster as a boy #male

People keep telling me things like “you need to take off the amulet” and “it’s power is corrupting you” They’re clearly just jealous of the bond between me and the amulet and want to take it for themselves

How I’m pulling up to the function

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

Picked up a sword and it started whispering to me

This is where I post from

Wizards after hitting fifth level

Demons don’t even bargain for your soul anymore they just look at you like this