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"I'm not touching you"-ass

By defying it

Shit, I wondered what fridge Mearls was scurrying under nowadays

Broke-ass party whining like broke-ass motherfuckers, all fucking day

Finally, we have a senator stroked out enough to play checkers with Fetterman someplace padded for safety

can he run in my state plz

Im very angry because I failed to do something that was unlikely to work. I also had no experience doing this, nor did I have specialized materials to work with. In fact some might say that failure was a foregone conclusion and this should simply be the first step of learning. But im annoyed now

drinking three cups of coffee, smoking a lot of weed and playing starcraft 2 at 8 pm to keep my mind agile and my soul warlike

"would you choose $50k or 50% chance for $1mil" is faerie trick language. "Would you bet $50k on a 50/50 shot at a mil" is more accurate to the psychology and also implies this might be a gambling psyop, which I like

They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true

why are we reading his nothing ass at all

Threshold? Not a slave, but definitely an architectural feature you step on/over

Whatever happened to hating your parents and their dumb fucking jobs?

It's just the cut When Love is Gone number from the Muppet version 20 times in a row with Depp cgi'd in

Candlelit drive-thru dinner with my sweetie, man

The Free Piss

The fanciest thing I own is also a chore jacket, Noel, but I can muster a little shame about it

If you wear a suit in a room with purple gamer lighting, you should burst into flames