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Must be absolutely quality getting the pass to just be absolutely fucking mental all the time

Pig, you stink of sewage. Back to your sty.

Thouds

(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well

[shoving a gun in your mouth] DIP YOUR BREAD IN THE SOUP... NOW!!!

saw a thing the other day saying only 3% of americans consider themselves atheists and while I'm no great fan of self-proclaimed capital-A atheists that seems like quite an unhealthily low number

The Tay Bridge Disaster

I heard they homeschool a load of kids on the ship too, nae doots what they'll be schooling then in

22 years since "oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe"

just missed the 20 year anniversary of one of the best achewood strips

good to see you guys going from strength to strength Stan

Crazy Frog Tricky's Desert Adventure

a cool thing is if you haven't bothered installing bluesky app updates in a while gifs just break and so instead of seeing incredibly tiresome reaction gifs under every post you just see a screenshot with the name of the gif which is much less grating

and outsourced to be run by the giant vet chains on a regional basis who then subcontract to capita and confusingly sodexo, who also make school meals

it would end up being means tested, and if you have the wrong kind of dog or society decides you are otherwise undeserving then you are unable to use it

I know this isn't really the point of this graph but I never realised in the US Catholics apparently aren't considered Christians?

a cool thing is if you haven't bothered installing bluesky app updates in a while gifs just break and so instead of seeing incredibly tiresome reaction gifs under every post you just see a screenshot with the name of the gif which is much less grating

I'd be sitting there in the cinema like "hmmm I wonder what someone who spends all day writing interminable threads on topics they pretend to suddenly be an expert in that day thinks about this" and that's no way to live

it's finally happened, the discourse around the odyssey is now so tedious that I've lost all interest in actually going to see it

I didn't realise you could toast potato waffles until I was in my 30s, clearly a wasted youth