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'Twas ever thus.

Before or after they stopped playing music on mtv?

And by never, we mean always.

Why does a dog lick its balls?

Not numb at all. Merely cognizant of the limits of my hand/eye coordination.

No recounts. That tells me everything.

#YW #IYKYK #Omelettry This week's special, apple pie pancakes!

All on Putin's orders, the easier to build a Russian empire.

Get them all tf off our streets.

And this would be bad because

There hasn't been a single one. There have been staged sympathy theater events, and no doubt the SS have groomed another soon-to-be-dead patsy for this one, too.

Perhaps veterans and service members should explain to him the error of his ways. You know, a small group. A few. Thousand. Or so.

#NoRightToExist

Not "busted." Kidnapped.

Calling this one in the air: either Trump or his sons raped Tate-trafficked women or children.

#VisualizeInigoMontoya

Or about literally anything else.

#VisualizeInigoMontoya

The epic cycle exists mostly in fragments. They're not nearly as well regarded as Homer's epics.

When we (a) have a president, and they (b) make a speech, which (c) is important, we can talk. Until then, Carr can go fuck himself.