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Lowe's is so damn confident they don't even have a subtitle or anything. If you had no idea what it was you couldn't tell by name alone.

my theory is that the deltarune flowers' apparent 'ages' are derived from how recent the time in asgore's life they're trying to emulate F - college B - wedding G - honeymoon(?), or after Y for home life Y - police chief S - raising asriel A - raising kris O - post-dess

imagine showing this to a deltarune fan from the chapter 1 era

do roblox games have to be horror-adjacent to go viral or do roblox devs only know how to make one tone of game

Dr. Gaster, W.D.

can someone please tell the tv news guys to put the current date in their little graphics too. why the fuck is the time of day there but not the date.

it really did fuck up correlation-equals-causationers everywhere that iphone and great recession happened at about the same time

i feel like cops should really be more appreciative when someone actually pulls over for them on a traffic stop. like they didnt have to do that, you know. they're being nice by stopping.

anti nominative determinists be like Yeah well then how do you explain Edvard Munch

to me carol is clark and the knight is gonna captain clark her. shes gonna go up to the knight like, its okay. we can move on now. you can be free. and its going to pick her ass up and EAT HER

my take on the theories is that the knight just feels so much bigger than carol or rudy. like carol is the mayor. she thinks shes in control and that she could stop things from changing, and shes going to find herself impotent anyway, and realize shes just a bead on a path like everyone else

saying route like root but rerouting like rer-ow-ting

now that soccer is over I'm really looking forward to what the creators come up with next

everyone thinks they're edgar allen when really they're poe

beginning of Cosmic Girl and One Angry Dwarf sound similar

i never looked too closely at the love language stuff, what do you mean it's "receiving gifts" and not "giving gifts"? that's not a language. you can't express love by having something else done to you

🚨BREAKING: President Trump has reportedly entered a partnership with the Cha-R mafia family

honestly im fine with turning off voice clips being permanent via janky deltarune settings menu bs. like why would you want them back on? you chose to turn them off. don't hesitate now.

after intensive consideration, i've decided that neither punctuation-after-quotation nor punctuation-before-quotation works. former looks too spacey and latter is factually incorrect. maybe a way to stack them would be ideal.

if he made the song today, drake wouldn't even need to clarify that the calls were on the cell phone. cell phones are now the most prominent call-making gadget