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⛧ Rev.Underskor ⛧

Профиль Vively

Pronouns: Any Career: Ex-ATVIQA, Retired Pest C. Tech. Gender: Esoteric. Political: MN Antifa Clergy. Age: 31 trips around the sun. Spirituality: True Will: Radical human advc. 🚫 Blocks all AI users. 🚫 Minors DNI. BLM. ACAB.

Ejaculatory Parade.

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Gordon Ramsay breaks a ton of dishes. I'm happy he has a good time.

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I remember, my friend and coworker at my wine serving job was venting about her (now present after 25 years) father scolding her. I said in response, "Good, about time someone knocked you down a peg!" She was stunned and said, "I did not expect you to pick his side..." "Always unpredictable."

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My niece asked me "Who is Forrest Gump?" I said without skipping a beat, "The President."

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Beastars Reddit giving rabbit punches

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This drink is detergent... Fucking hate it. We'll call it Bluche, sell it for 7 bucks a pop.

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Night time, is sacred. You can have your daytime and it's sweaty heat. I just ask for alone time, weed, and the stars. This is how I worship.

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I want to watch someone taze Michael Myers. I can imagine it'd be an experience for the whole family to enjoy.

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*Wipes out 40 enclave soldiers in a row on Fallout: TTW, leaving nothing but gore.* "I've thouroughly enjoyed myself there. That was a fantastic experience. I've had a blast." *Hits F9* Lets do it again, for the home team...

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My niece asked me, "Why do you hate monkies? "False narrative of passivity, higher attack rate than sharks, uncanny energy, and I resent any primate with a tail." Little shits are a bigger rabies threat in India than street dogs. They'll steal your shit too, rob ya blind. Especially food.

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Fucking hate horseflies.

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No replacement parts for my grill via manufacturer anymore. Fine, improvising is my doctorate.

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Just ordered some Oil of Abramelin. Got some consecration to do...

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Its like childhood trauma made my software incompatible with American Society's OS.

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I got the deep sads. Its mostly society induced. I keep telling myself the experience is ups and downs... But I can only work a part-time job and disability-insurance is an uphill battle with barely any reward. I dont want to be a burden on my family, and thats what I am.

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When your job title is "Mergers and Acuqisitions."

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If I could curse someone... I'd inflict catatonic immortality. Only one person deserves it. Only the worst of Christ's sinners deserve it. The ones who preach blasphemy while living a life of luxury and pleasure at the expense of the most vulnerable. All traits of presidental material.

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Ever cross an ICE agent and wonder... How the fuck did they get through the credit check?

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Weird porno: "Bet I can suck the shyness out of you." Me: "Is that how this works?" *Goes back to artwork instead*

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