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i don’t even care if this is true or not because it’s funny if it’s satire, but also even funnier if it’s real, but given that BBC is a legitimate news source and not like the onion…

the lady who gave me the pike picture at work texted me on teams to ask about the new SNW. is it really that wild?? (still haven’t seen it; spoilers OK in this thread!)

k i skimmed this review and uh, the writer said it was a very horror-themed episode. and given the fact that i am a chicken, i may be skipping this one

i taught my team, which is full of three middle aged dudes, the term “ghosted.” so now when we don’t hear back from other teams, they all say “we are getting ghosted” hahahhaa

me and my friend (a cis man) both are arguing about pregnancy. our sources? fanfiction

i’ll buy star trek, i got $10. here’s my proposal: - star trek: united just to see dilf scott bakula again - lower decks gets as many seasons as mike mcmahan wants - other star trek series are developed via instagram polls and/or spinning one of those spinny wheels

i mean this with all the niceness in my heart but some of our interns this year gotta learn to write because oh my god that text is UNREADABLE. maybe it’s fine for my shitposting skeets but at work? ummm

for those of yall going to STLV please skeet a picture if they actually have a voting booth, because i am actually invested in this

the odyssey but odysseus gets stranded in the delta quadrant instead

my other favorite newfound practice is when one of my gay male friends will compliment me and l add “no hetero” to the end “love your outfit no hetero”

i’ve started the cis male coworkers i’m friends with “girl” and it’s so funny: “girl did you see the new email” “girl did you hear they’re retiring?” and these guys just go along with it

scrolling through a stlv group someone was asking if cosplay was mandatory and the top suggested comment says: “As long as you're not attending thinking this is a Betazed wedding and you use deodorant, you're fine. Enjoy the con!”

"there are five lights!" 🙂✋🏻 im gonna go ahead and stop you right there.

situationship final boss

on god a situationship is evil i wish the best of luck to them (im in one now)

on god this shits so funny because it actually happens in the real world. my friend flies planes and since i work on them this was the first thing i told him when he got hired 😭