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History will not be kind (brought to you by Carl’s Jr).

Awful. I’ve been saying the same thing for 30 years.

MAGA are batshit crazy, but I repeat myself.

I refer to those as “Bowling Alley Beers”. But I’m right there with ya! I have one fancy foo-foo beer at the bar and then switch over to the old faithful standbys.

Albanian?

Oh yeah? For reals? Man, who could’ve possibly known? I look forward to tomorrow’s headlines “Sun Rises in East” and “Water Is Wet”.

“We don’t care about your phony baloney ‘Rules of Engagement’!” says TV Host Turned Army Cosplayer shortly after bombing a middle school.

OMG — I totally understand why people were so upset about a Puerto Rican being featured at halftime! Because you won’t *believe* the bat-shit crazy stuff I have uncovered about the President of Puerto Rico!!

I’m assuming “self growing” is industry slang for “actually being powered by low-wage workers in the other room wearing VR headsets”.

We could have the most bland act imaginable and they’d still be yelling “I can not believe they had Up With People as a halftime act! This just shows how willing they are to push the crazy liberal agenda that white people aren’t the master race!!”

HEADLINE: “Disgraced Former XFL Owner Voices Sour Grapes Towards NFL”.

And nose rings, apparently.

I noticed that I was “auto-following” people I would *never* follow. It’s feeling very Twittery over there these days.

HEADLINE: Calling Brownshirts “Brownshirt” Hurts Their Delicate Feelings. Brownshirts Warn of Impending Tantrums.

He became the Weir Wolf in the last 10 years. 😆

Republicans March 5, 1770: “Those Boston Colonists got exactly what they deserved!! You can’t taunt the KING’s army and not expect reactions! FAFO!! The troops will be going door to door in the coming days and they have ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY, so, you know, *please* give them a reason, Colonists!!!”

Live footage of Trump apologist chucklefucks on Twitter today after spending all day yesterday telling us “Oh, it’s just the East Wing entrance overhang. Don’t be so dramatic!” How many rakes will those dumdums walk into before they finally get it?!?

“No, no, you’re taking those Young Republican tweets out of context just like you did with CK. Besides, they’re all just kids, and kids do dumb stuff — not like that dangerous thug Travon that y’all love so much!”

I was up the hill from Bellaire in Colerain. Good to see a fellow traveler from The Valley!

My old stomping grounds! Been a while since I’ve seen anyone anywhere post anything about Bellaire.