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If you’ve never been, it’s an absolutely fantastic museum.

It’s convention, but more importantly - “you humans?”

And over multiple generations.

Hell. Yes. Without a second thought.

Oh, I doubt it. People this stupid run rampant.

He praises data centers as “big, strong, bold.” That’s all it takes to impress and sway him - show him the big shiny machine, and tell him somehow it’ll make money for him. “Look at all the blinky lights, sir. Pretend each blink is another dollar for you.” He’s a child, a fucking simpleton.

You’re a good egg, Mr. Mayor.

Calling their brokers.

The festering hemorrhoid that goes by the name of Tom Homan, and has become ambulatory and verbal, needs to shut its mouth.

Given the current raw produce situation, I’m pretty bullish on the occurrence of numerous launchpad explosions.

I’ve always hated this stupid aphorism. Who the hell wants to catch flies?

Absolutely not. They’ve had 10 years to open their eyes and turn on their brains, but they refuse to do so even in the face of obvious damage to our country and its people. Fuck them.

Yeah, but modeling oversized shoes doesn’t take up too much of his time.

This is likely the dumbest thing I’ll read this afternoon, so good job there. I’d recommend a few visits to the real world, after which you should reflect on your statement and, perhaps, learn something along the way. Good luck!

Hahahaha!! Fuck. Them. Hey Flock, I’m gonna tell everyone I know about your cameras and how to find them, and why they shouldn’t exist in the public space in the first place. So Flock, if you’re reading, fuck off.

He’s waiting for his people to craft some sort of exit statement that minimizes how much of a piece of shit he is.

Holy shit, this is a great idea. Just gotta make sure to burn the thing once it’s no longer needed as a gallows - they don’t need any memorials other than eternal contempt and ridicule.

And then Charon will be really pissed at the shitty tip, and unceremoniously dump him in the Styx.

I love this.

I was picturing something more Thunderdome.