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I have a long list of things I love about Minnesota, and what a delight it is to find new items to add.

My kid got one of those Jelly Belly boxes that has the gross flavors mixed in with regular tasting jellybeans that look identical, and I am here to tell you that the Burnt Rubber flavor won’t even brush out. That box should be treated like a biohazard.

Fuck, we’ve got a woodchuck chucking

When in doubt, have the cranberry chipotle cheddar for breakfast.

It's gotta be a great day as a reporter when you get to publish a piece that includes the sentence "The term 'wienering' is often used as sexual innuendo on the internet." www.startribune.com/st-paul-inve...

St. Paul Mayor Her investigated for sexual harassment allegations involving police chiefThe city hired an outside law firm for the probe after Chief Axel Henry filed a formal complaint alleging inappropriate conduct toward city employees.www.startribune.com

Get her ass, John (Also, Angie Craig voted yes on the Laken Riley Act, so she can get fucked forever; I can't wait to vote for Peggy Flanagan in the primary)

Give a Nobel Peace Prize to whoever invented noise-cancelling headphones.

When the activity requires zero cats

Neat.

Summer colds should be illegal, tf. Slurp Juice activated.

Okay, now someone do The Oresteia with Lupita, but like Kill Bill style. Do you guys know how hard that would go?

Taking my mom to get the woke mind virus (Going to see The Odyssey in 70mm lfg)