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journeymanbaiter

get hard or cry trying

reciting smut in iambic pentameter

68 year old crowd killer

switch is shorthand for sandwich

does anyone else unintentionally torture themselves via being incredibly inconsistent with wearing a retainer?

blowing big loads in amish

ray gun is short for ray william johnson gun

imagine a tgirl with a hockey accent

i never wanna autopilot pussy

did a cool route at the climbing gym recently

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thinking about the time a girl asked if she could bring her partner with her an hour before our first date

two girls world cup

i got new hair btw :)

why is it that when im mentally unwell, i forget that i've ever been happy, but when im not mentally unwell, i forget that i have any mental illnesses

only took me like, 8 years to get the hang of it, but i think i can finally genuinely say that i love journaling

a dog can be a little tipsy to deal with existential dread spirals as a treat sometimes :)

cryptid shit

playing borderlands: yeah i'll give that trap the clap

playing dress-up is fun tbh