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That’s for sure.

I guess the other 25 states like takin’ it up the ol’ wazoo…

“We are helpless, hapless old men.” “We just don’t have the energy to do what needs to be done.” “It’s just not of interest to us at this juncture.” “All of Congress is scared half to death.” “None of us could really give a shit, either.” “You’re all on your own, good fucking luck.”

Oh sure, they’ll postpone a shutdown when it impacts THEM.

Oh there’s no bout adoubt it man.

He’s probably getting blood transfusions from 7 & 8 year old girls.

Have you seen The Sheep Detectives on Prime? Such a damn adorable movie.

It’s why the birth rate is plummeting. We treat mothers like shit. It’s all part of Putin’s plan to destroy the United States. He is paying billions to do it but he knows he can’t win an outright war. The KGB said they’d kill us from the inside. They said they would, and they’re doing it.

Very festive.

Good luck. They don’t count ‘em fair n square down Texass way.

Neats Foot Oil is made from cattle feet, so…

The Tigers made a HAUL. Wow, what a deal. Hope is killer diller & Ryan is already pretty good, will only get better.

lol

Damn, I’m 4’ 29-½”

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POSITION (30 MLB Teams) 27th in HRs 29th in Rs Last in OPS Last in RBI Last in AVG (.229 team avg) One of the worst hitting teams around. They need to trade some pitching for some bats.

Congrats, we’re all so proud of you & your handsome beau. Something for your enjoyment: a classic “embarrass your teenager” story that’s very very very funny. My favorite part of this hilarious Dave Barry article was at the used car lot. He wants another Weiner Mobile… but with a smaller weiner.

Revenge of the dorksYour most important responsibility, as the parent of an adolescent, is to be a hideous embarrassment to your child. Fortunately, most of us parents have a natural flair for this.amp.miamiherald.com

Also, this is how the elderly vote. The GOP won’t be punished for killing Medicare & Social Security if Gramma can’t vote. She’s not ready to take 3 buses & then stand in line for 2-½ hours.

Andor was excellent.

They rigged the e-machines but couldn’t rig the paper absentee/mail ballots. He really thought he had won Georgia because it was all set it up for him. Imagine his surprise when the pandemic-driven mass of paper ballots were finally counted. He totally freaked out.