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if you think about it God is the ultimate landlord

an easy way to check if a multiplayer game has a worthwhile community, is to just randomly start jumping up and down in a semi-public space, and seeing how many people start randomly jumping up and down alongside spinning in place or running in circles is also acceptable if your game lacks the hops

one important thing to remember about elaborate museum exhibits is that people can and will try to fuck in them, nothing is sacred people have been caught having sex in the holocaust museum before

it's worth remembering that the freakout the right has over the covid response was encouraged masking, 5ft apart stickers for lines, and a "lockdown" that mostly consisted of taco bell closing the dining room and going drive thru only for awhile there was never an actual lockdown

boyfriend got me a fancy and super soft pillow for my birthday and i'm legit so happy and comfy as i lay here preparing for bed aww yiss granted, i also took sleepy time weed edibles, but this is probably still mostly the pillow

my idle observation that a lot of women's divisions in sports formed because a woman won has brought out every possible flavor of arguing the liberals, bluemaga, misogynists, terfs, everyone! are having a grand ol' time in the replies arguing every which way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ rip my notifications

the whole "women's sports exist to protect women from men" framing is hilarious, given that a lot of these divisions were initially formed because men were deeply embarrassed any time a woman beat them at a sport olympic shooting was mixed gender right up until a woman won the gold

spice up your day by letting the intrusive thoughts occasionally win

i can't believe i live in an oligarchy where the people at the top aren't even enjoying it, they're all sad joyless losers constantly mad at everything the only point is cruelty and to make everything worse for everyone

i'm honestly surprised that no streaming service (outside of maybe the criterion collection) offers commentary tracks, just sneak them in to the language selection i'd kill for a special features option for movies and shows and shit

the deeply fucked up thing about housing in the united states is it's not just apartments that fuck you over new homes are often on lot-lease agreements that are hidden, so you don't actually own the land for the home private equity has also bought out most trailer parks to screw you there too

i just want a majority of dems in congress to operate on the idea that the opposing side doesn't give a shit about democracy as an institution, and to act accordingly it's such a low bar campaign on things, call out the bullshit, fight dirty, just do fucking politics my dudes useless ass party