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Another reason to not buy a new car.

My first time spotting the new G class tram in service. Still has that new tram smell too.

Obviously I knew Elon's prize pig was fresh from falling down the ugly tree, but I never realised just how freaking big the hideous crate was. The Edsel was not by any means, a small car. But next to that industrial accident on wheels, it's positively compact.

Moon rise over the mighty MCG

Anyone still going to tell me this demented flatulent ball of orange puss isn't a Russian asset?

I'm going to choose to put this sticker on my car. Then I'm going to illegally drive in a bus lane. Then I can blame the sticker on my car when I get a fine for driving in the bus lane. Behold my glorious genius.

Qantas/Airbus Project Sunrise A350 1000 test flight from Toulouse landing in Melbourne right now

Great win on the road after only a short 5 day break. And to beat Adelaide again, with the repeated shitty behaviour from their feral fans makes it all too sweeter. And we're not done yet, this team can go far this year. #AFLCrowsPies #GoPies

Dan McStay kicked a great goal in the 1st quarter, but then outdid it with a genuine goal of the year contender in the 2nd. Adelaide got out to a 25 point lead before the Pies reeled it back to only 8 before half time. Big 2nd half coming up but Collingwood never give up. #AFLCrowsPies #GoPies

Adelaide fans not shaking the worst fans in footy tag tonight, booing Isaac Quaynor. That's it, boo the victim, you morons. Lowlife scum. #AFLCrowsPies #GoPies

Someone needs to tell Israel they can stick their foreign interference up their genocidal war crime commiting arse.

England, making it so far only to have their hopes dashed again, is always good for a laugh. If they didn't go on so much about it coming home I wouldn't care. But they do, so I do, and then the inevitable happens and it's very funny. It's not coming home It was never coming home. #FIFAWC

I really do like it when England lose at sport.

Devastating to hear about the death of Sam Niell. Sam was and always will be one of my absolute favourites. A fabulous actor and more importantly, a fine man. He will be missed. RIP

I have just been graced by the presence of Her Majesty, The Queen*

This pretty much sums up why I keep my 2014 Ford Falcon XR6. I own it outright (bought it new) have driven 335,000km in it and it only ever requires basic maintenance. Bombproof reliability & no tech that spies on me.