Gasoline guts, Vaseline minds, can’t lose.
The cultural corridor of delicious meats and preserved vegetables—impressively spanning from Galicia to Korea—not coincidentally is ALSO a corridor of bathing traditions. Can’t trust these new devils with anything.
Ben CollinsOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Lou Gehrig was going to come forward with the truth and…
RazzballThe whole Mariners' pen believes Babe Ruth didn't exist. Kinda want all MLB players to believe this and make the owners agree to it in next CBA
If Billy Joel had been exclusively a songwriter for other performers he’d be an all-time great and happily living in Brentwood.
lil miss big boyPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Won’t be a month I relish, personally or professionally, but has to be Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Stop Calling Me FrankYou have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social
“The cool kids on Bluesky, the ball-knowers, the erotic artists, the posters, the dolls, they all adore him.”
Razzballhonestly, had to check that this was a real campaign ad by Haley Stevens and not a spoof ad, but, nope, right from her campaign.
“Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine.” “ACTUALLY—“
Christopher HaleThe godmother of punk Patti Smith met Pope Leo XIV this morning.