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"... follow me! ... don't MOVE!! *quick*, you idiot!"

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(once you're making a joke of your profession of "reporting", why not "dozens", at this point... it's still not wrong, *technically*)

... the Beach Boys guy?! I'm disappointed, I expected better from him

"By using antAIbiotics™ you acknowledge that it is your sole responsibility to check the exact chemical composition of the product, as at the moment every pill has a 42% probability to kill or severely maim you. antAIbiotics™ cannot be held responsible for you dying or puking up your guts"

self-driving horses shouldn't be *that* hard, right?

will the movie feature an all-wooden Hyperloop?

"... Doctor Weizenbaum, give me some privacy please! Me and ELIZA are gossiping about my boyfriend"

[deep, soothing documentary voice] "hoOow many edged weapons do you see now?.."

"what used to make someone an 'expert baker' - producing vaguely loaf-shaped clumps, which may or may not be edible or poisonous, but, like, a lot of them and *real real fast* - is being commoditized in real time"

this is the most demoralizing part for me: I'm not a "100% head-in-tech" person, but I've always enjoyed the craft, and sharing with colleagues with different skillset/experience was a big part of it, one of the ways I improve. now it just feels 98% "I've asked ChatGPT" and bloated 79 files MRs

"BREAKING NEWS: mass shooter kills 85 between students and staff at local primary school. School administrator says no concern 'We are now at the same size we were in 1995, and that year was pretty cool - for one, I still had hair'"

big "Countryside Swingers Club" vibe, I predict the project pivoting into a reality show by month #4

... it's the FunCooker™ all over again! youtu.be/5onC93dc0cE

also, "quip" is dangerously close to "queef". (if that's good or bad, that's up to you, the smelle- reader! the reader!)

so, main Claude process read "DO NOT USE" and just spawned 50 sub-agents until one ignored it and published?