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MJ

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MJ

I know its not been the way of our people but I could handle knowing less about absolutely every celebrity's child.

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MJ

This horror never occurred to me - employer's sitting ready with a list.

Heba Gowayed هبة جويد

My Haitian friend was just fired from his job. "They said I don't have a legal status now." This is likely happening to hundreds of thousands of people across this country today. Sick.

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MJ

This thing happening with veggies is how 'Thou shalt not eat lettuce' is going to be something they know about the people who worshiped plastic & glitter. #TheTwilightZone but real.

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MJ

I tried telling my husband about her telling her husband but he didn't let me finish - he reminded me how angry he is every time I remind him who the blood guy is. #NotTheOnion

molly conger

i tried telling my husband about the blood boy but he won’t let me finish, he’s just shouting no, no, no and crossing himself repeatedly.

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MJ

It may take a few fiscal quarters but Taylor Farms is going to discovery how important Taco Bell is to the American populist. #TeamTacoBell

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Guess who learned groundhogs really love zinnias? I'm not amused or entertained.

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MJ

If what you like best about a movie is how unhappy it made a subset of crazy people, you are also doing it wrong.

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MJ

To this day my people say 'It's not a tumor!' in Arnie voice as part of our own personal cockney.

Andy Richter

We’re watching Kindergarten Cop and it occurs to me that the only explanation as to why the concept that an undercover cop who is Arnold Schwarzenegger could be believable as a kindergarten teacher is cocaine

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MJ

How crazy is it that Taco Bell (of drunk late night binge fame) immediately did the right thing & the salad people are apparently still thinking?

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MJ

Making trash comments about Minnesota is how racist conservatives are trying to 'feel out' the rest of us. Walking around TN, I've experienced no less than 5 situations where its been pushed on me this week.

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MJ

900 snakes including cobras escape during flooding in China. These videos are nuts. Why has no one told me about this? 🐍🐍🐍

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The edit on most modern TV shows is atrocious. For the love of all that is holy stop jumping every 3 seconds.

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MJ

Some of you have pets that don't like fireworks because you don't like fireworks. Just saying. That being said, turn the TV up stupid loud tonight for them & settle into some action flicks.

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MJ

If we redo XFiles for the now, the Reflecting Pool monster episode is gonna be lit. A two-parter with an undoubted future callback. #StaresLikeScully

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MJ

My mom used to tell me she would pay for things. Send me money to cover X. Would pay back, that kind of thing. She had the money, she just wanted to spend it on other things.

Kyle Griffin

White House enhancements that Trump said he would pay for, like replacing a walkway and repairing masonry, have in fact cost taxpayers $689,232. The admin has slashed spending on many national parks and redirected money instead to D.C.-area improvements — "a quiet crisis unfolding."

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MJ

I said I was tired of reflections of algae but Amanda & the duck are the exceptions.

amanda moore 🐢

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

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