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my baby loves conscious hip-hop. bars, jazzy production, things of that nature. she’s about to viciously declaim “mumble rap” 😩 (once she can say “mumble rap”)

we might be throwing out a generational umami opportunity. i will taste the forbidden fish sauce defector.com/abandoned-fi...

Let Me And A Food Scientist Sample The Abandoned Fish Sauce Terrorizing A Small Canadian Town | DefectorTake capelin, a small silvery fish in the smelt family. Now add salt. Then throw those two ingredients in 110 vats, each of them about 10 feet tall, and let them sit in a defunct factory for over two ...defector.com

i was bamboozled defector.com/larry-obrien...

A Review Of The Larry O'Brien Trophy, Or Anyway A Larry O'Brien Trophy | DefectorImagine how good it would feel to pluck the regulation-size basketball off the top of the Larry O’Brien trophy and get some shots up. Sure, you’d need to adjust your jump shot to account for its const...defector.com

need a prediction market but only for Carlos Alcaraz hairstyles

thank u boss. paperback out now!

one to watch defector.com/all-hail-lil...

All Hail Lilli Tagger And The One-Hander | DefectorIn antiquity, tennis players could win with a diverse mix of skillsets, with some even relying on speed, anticipation, net touch. This variety is often mourned by the old heads. Because in the sport’s...defector.com

brief moment to appreciate that Shams managed to shoehorn in the name of Rich Paul's podcast while reporting the most anticipated free agency signing of the decade

i'm pat mcafee's stylist

wrote about life before and after baby: defector.com/whats-going-...

What's Going To Happen To The Rest Of My Life After I Become A Parent? | DefectorWelcome back to Minor Dilemmas, where a member of Defector’s Parents Council will answer your questions on surviving family life. Have a question? Email us at minordilemmas@defector.com. This week, Gi...defector.com

opening the gym locker and putting only a baguette inside and locking it up

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going undercover as a suburban accountant so max-contract NBA players dm me reportable gossip

getting ready to walk outside and experience wildfire smoke, heat stroke, and explosive diarrhea in quick succession like a combo in a fighting game

lmao. everyone try and coin new slang, search engineslop will reward you

what is this phenomenon of NBA players dm-ing random fans not for sex but just to vent about their teammates. bizarre. hire therapists, they won't screenshot you

ya this too. it's a book intended for righteous fans of the world champions of basketball

the ideal reader of CHANGEOVER is someone with zero prior interest in the sport. i hhope you can give it to your friends as a tennispill

back to our usual Sincaraz programming defector.com/jannik-sinne...

Jannik Sinner Reinstates The Regime | DefectorAfter losing the 2025 Australian Open final, Sascha Zverev was remarkably despondent. The man who defeated him, Jannik Sinner, put both hands on Zverev’s shoulders and delivered a pep talk to the sobb...defector.com

he took a long break from tour after a bizarre cramp derailed his French Open and came into Wimby rusty. baseline game looked kinda chopped. honestly it did for most of the rest of the tournament too and he still won lol. in his servebot era

this damn @redford.bsky.social is firing off a daily Tour de France tour de force, read them all 🚴 defector.com/tag/2026-tou...