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Goop moms who want to trick their kids into eating their vegetables

I’m sorry, we only carry turnip flavors

These ice creams need to be buried in a back garden

And before you “AcTuAlLy” me in the comments: no it isn’t and no you don’t

Man, what are we doing here?

they don’t like-a the way I wetty the spaghetti

Love it!

I thought that was a pretzel roll at first

yes do you need it back?

Love this for her

I liked him better when he was just measuring his son’s night boners (that’s not true. I didn’t like that)

His whole body looks like a plucked goose, bro just get some vitamin d its okay

Also all this work and the man looks like poultry

based

The thing about he-man is that he already had a nice castle, with no moss or ghosts on it, but then he’s like “no, I’m going to this other spooky ass castle with a bird lady and I’m gonna wear a harness”

sliceofwifebeater

Nazi Yahtzee?

This website is goated for cranking out new types of same type of guy

Do you have my favorite costume in stock?

It’s a great list, despite my inclusion