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I thought George had done a John. #TheArchers

This woman who calls them 'men's noises' has clearly never met any of the women in my family. My mother belches and farts in public more and more as she gets older, and does the noises when you get up and sit down. #BBCWOMANSHOUR #womanshour

Oh fuck off Bert. #TheArchers

I'm quite offended by Kenton's question, "you did look after Fallon didn't you?". Nah, we bashed her right up. And the insinuation that it looked improper, being out with male friends. Is it the 1920s? #TheArchers

Kenton will do anything for FAMILY unless you're his barely-mentioned daughter in NZ, or Dave, or Lizzie, or even St Shula. #TheArchers

I'm old enough to remember Jazzer giving Fallon one in the back of a camper van on #AmbridgeExtra #TheArchers

Robert and Lynda need to get Monty one of these muzzles. #TheArchers

Hurt people hurt people. #Bert #TheArchers

I'd forgotten about Carpet's god-bothering.

I'd forgotten about Carpet's god-bothering.

What's with Susan? Guilty conscience? Bert's fucking awful. #TheArchers

Sheep get mauled: swabs taken, DNA tests, breed identified, investigation underway. Kenton gets mauled: #TheArchers

I get all the 'slow radio' Sunday cricket noises I need on #TheArchers #R4bh #BroadcastingHouse #BH

This popped up on me Facebook feed, a comment on a post about a BBC promo video 'What has the BBC ever done for me?'. Possibly this user does not have a neutral opinion. #TheArchers

For the record, just letting oldiewonks get away with being vile is half the problem with this country. - racist? - sexist? - homophobic? - transphobic? - misogynist? - slag anyone and everyone off? ...oh they're just from a different generation, don't say anything, it doesn't matter. #TheArchers

How many times did Susan say #Christiffer then? #TheArchers

Can't have a glass of wine with Alice! #christiffer #TheArchers

What happened to the caff at the EV charging station, I think it was three or four career ideas ago for Fallon? #TheArchers

I thought Kenton ran that blessed peacock over 💥🦚 #TheArchers