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what if there was a guy called Tim Hanks

my seven year old told me today that ghosts can kill people. i said i'm not sure if that's true or not and he said "i'm not gonna tell you what to believe, you're a grown up" and oh man he got me good

this makes sense, as I purchased it at Service Merchandise

someone smarter and a bigger fan than me has probably already tackled this but it's weird that The Boss, the most blue-collar dude in the history of blue-collar dudes, is wearing white collars? idk

the promotional emails will continue long after the address they are being sent to ceases to exist in the hopes that morale will never improve

ok i'm ready for a furry candidate for local office

wait there really is a Binface? i thought this was like Gammon or cabbage or something. this is great!

no but like for real is mitch dead or what

actually we should go back to cartridges and i'm not kidding