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LinkedIn criticising AI slop, Brash criticising racism, wtf is going on...

I am fucking BEGGING media to stop saying the government has removed election-day enrollment, or same-day enrollment. It’s the entire advance period. Please. Don’t confuse people.

GP: Now, are you okay if use our software to make- Me, super cheerfully: Nope, absolutely not.

In a cafe. Order. “and a long black thanks.” Cashier: Just with normal blue milk? My mouth: Yes thanks. My brain: …. Wait… what

Me, typing a dictation: What, WTF?! Oh! Resting on a _pouffe_. Never mind...

Trying not to yell, "Oh my god you fucking prick" while working. Failing.

Whenever overseas birds move to New Zealand, over time they stop flying. With no natural predators, it's just not worth the energy cost and they give it up, like our native birds have. That's why you'll see birds from starlings to seagulls just walking around on the ground here.

The captain's chair tips! You can do "Oh no, the ship has been hit, everyone stagger to the left!" Yes, I am working, why do you ask...

Now do Shane Jones, who is really obviously trying to be as offensive as possible every time he opens his mouth.

It’s my day off, so of course I have a ton of stuff to do, but I find myself idly flipping through this book, which I gave to Mum and brought home when she died.

David Austin has died. Bummed. More than half of my roses are his, including Graham Thomas, which I have because it was my mother’s favourite rose. Loving these roses was one of the best things we shared. 🥀

'Modest' Albrighton rose grower David Austin leaves 'exquisite legacy'The Royal Horticultural Society says they are "deeply saddened" by the death of David J. C. Austin.www.bbc.com

Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

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"McAnulty later dialled back his comments, saying he had misspoken when accusing the government of intentionally trying to disenfranchise voters." Allow me. This govt is disenfranchising voters. Do you think it's by accident?

I have very much enjoyed watching you guys watch football.

Dear Millers Curtains, "Reset your Windows this weekend" is actually not something anyone wants to do.

Good news, everybody! I very definitely do not have endometrial cancer!

Had to clean out a desk drawer today because I couldn't find a charger cord. Found the pack of highlighters I couldn't find yesterday. Also found a card friends of mum's sent me when I won the STT short story competition, telling me how proud she would have been of me. I'd forgotten all about it.

Went to the garden centre looking for Earth Angel, which was in their catalogue. Nearby landscaper said, “Oh, I love that rose!” Woman behind the counter said, “Yeah, we’re sold out.” Landscaper: “One of my clients made me rip one out, she hated it so much.” Yeah, kick me when I’m down…

Breaking. Right-wing party announces sexist, racist candidate.

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Oh no. I had an idea. Now I think I'm putting in two new gardens.