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i’m experiencing emotions

hating sid meier for how the sims 4 dlc is designed

mom says i can’t play the spider in sim ant because it makes me disrespectful

Even he only wanted to enjoy it for a few minutes; it’s horrible outside. I tried to do morning farm chores before it got hot today and seriously underestimated the heat

one of my guests is enjoying the sun

it doesn’t matter how many i meet, paying attention to a dog that does the excitement smile or whatever is like “hi good boy! please don’t make your owner out to be a liar! jesus christ please”

The happiest days in a boat owners life are the day he buys a boat and the day he sells it

I truly believe this. The only happy boat owner is my stepdad who has a boat that’s been beat to absolute shit but still floats. it’s such a piece of shit lmao

losing my mind over how this guy makes three times as much as me but his boat and truck payment knock out 60% of his income 💀

[mouth covered in pollen] no i’m fuckin not!!!

airplanes blow the seeds back to the parent plants and it hurts my heart. killing the plants

Sometimes it feels like you guys forget plants have limited mobility and rely upon a variety of dispersal vectors to transport their seeds, including both abiotic vectors, such as the wind, and living (biotic) vectors such as birds

if i’ve been holding it, i do sigh for like five seconds but to do it in public is horrifying lmao

i can’t imagine how bad this would suck if her dog was wild

stolen post? someone hasn’t read ecclesiastes in a while 🫵🤡

i stole this from that meme i’m sorry but like solomon the wise said in ecclesiastes, all things are cyclical. there is nothing new under the sun.

ordering bags of primate chow from the zoo supplier to bulk up

lmfao

i choose this as my defense

should i switch back to rice and beans two meals a day?? im so confused!!!