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Close encounter of the turd kind.

Uhh why can’t you see? I’m unfit and rapey.

I agree

Claude show me a photo of fat Elvis if he was an adjudicated rapist and pedophile.

Keeping the douche in fiduciary.

I’m exhausted to see dear leader’s minions torching whatever dignity they had to fellate him publicly for his consolation. It would easy to ignore if he didn’t lose so frequently.

We already have words to describe people who voted for this thing over the nice, qualified black lady.

Who the fuck does he think he is?

Their story wasn’t lining up.

Every government lawyer involved should be disbarred.

The American people seeing and feeling the military like they never have. You know, like Minneapolis last winter.

Kind of long in the tooth to be an edgelord

Free beer tomorrow.

The guy looks like Robbie Benson in a vampire movie.

For every vote they’re short, Trump has add 11 gold painted doodads to the walls of the Oval Office.

People need to listen to their doctors and not crazy, unqualified morons.

Well barrister, you’ll never make it as a White House correspondent.

The hand-slowly-jerking-off gesture has never been more apt in a congressional hearing.

Giant shitstains don’t show up on black cargo shorts and, paradoxically, he only shows up in them.