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nope. literally had no idea who Eli Roth is (this year's New Year's resolution was to watch more movies because I famously have not watched movies lol) but now that I know I have had to change my rating accordingly for ice cream man. damn shame because I did enjoy it but I am anti AI and anti Eli

wait whose can I meet her

sorry if I purposely make eye contact with you and smile that's my way of saying "oh hey you look queer [complimentary]"

once again I've got more crew members following me so to make their experiences better, I recommend Sage's Starter Pack for Queers Coming in Hot go.bsky.app/J9oX4g3

from sheep forme yesterday at the Ren Faire to himbo forme tonight for Mystery Movie Monday: Horror Edition

there's people sulking that people are only just discovering Ken Jennings is shit look I knew nothing about that man until he entered my sphere by coming at a friend then it was revealed oh he is always a piece of shit that's just who he is I believe you but I don't have a list of d-list celebrities

okay commit: I'm in my himbo era going all in protein shakes working out beating the brakes offa transphobes going to the beach

anyway now I'm standing on the sunny sidewalk with my vanilla coke and a magical world of much happier possibilities and I'm gettin a sunburn goddamnit I have to walk back home and I forgot my sunscreen potion

my therapist pointing out I've had friends I've known longer than some guy I dated who have loved not just better but whose love for each other has grown mutually over time so strong we have this solid support system & she asks "do you see now how little you loved yourself while dating this man?" 🤯

I need to go to a gym that's lined with gym mats so I can just do somersaults all day

made a friend lol

time to transform

me getting my wig brushed and hung up to be ready for tomorrow and I cannot fucking stop saying "when will you wear wigs" in a phony German accent

aura mogging my manlet boss

some people read tea leaves I read green beans as they fall on the ground in my department 11 P 1

we are bereft