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Today I first heard the phrase, “over the shoulder boulder holder” 😂

Woman at work said “you’re looking really well and if I can say, you’re smiling more than I’ve ever known you to and it really suits you” and it’s just made my entire week… what a lovely thing to say 😳🥰

I’ve finished it. 9 months it took me.. I’m such a slow reader. Great book, had to put it down a few times because it’s abit much to deal with, but on the whole enjoyed it. It could have been shorter though, when nothing was happening it wasn’t happening for a longgggg time.

Throughly enjoying Splatoon Raiders… Amazon have it for £37 atm if you’re interested. Game on the cart too.

Today I’ve officially reversed 10 years of weight gain… feels insane 🤯

Why do all these normal basic things you buy now have to come with some fake motivational participation trophy style pat on the back? Notebooks, water bottles, etc be all American style disingenuous nonsense “you got this!” “I believe in you!” .. is this a genz thing? Am I old man shouting at cloud?

Oh look, OpenAI needs another round of funding or the whole thing collapses again… and oh look, another headline grabber miraculously happens to shock everyone. Stop believing anything Sam Altman says, this is all parody at this point.

Playstation stopping physical game production gives Xbox the opportunity to do the craziest U-turn ever for their next console. They really could turn that Playstation “how to share a PS4 game” video from 2013 that killed the Xbox One out of the gate right back around at Sony. They won’t though.

Various reporters are now asking Labour MPs “what does Andy Burnham need to do that Kier Starmer didnt?” and literally none of them can answer. “Im hopeful, being positive..” but hopeful he will do what, specifically? This is not gonna work out well for any of us. They’re vibing the role of PM

Now lost 70lbs…

Andy Burnham is not the answer. Christ we’re in trouble.

If Starmer was so amazing then why are they getting rid of him? Truth is, Labour believe he isn’t amazing, meaning they’re lying through their teeth with their gushing praise of him, meaning the public can’t trust them. What a mess.

Anyone like Balatro?

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I just finished Final Fantasy X again after 20-odd years. Oh god id forgotten how much the ending hits you in the feels 😭😭😭

Me “why can’t I get much sleep?” My brain at 2am “remember when you were 17 and you worked at B&Q and you asked that woman buying pint points when she was due and she said she wasn’t pregnant?”

There’s pictures going round which are apparently Count Binface without the bin… and oh my… if it’s really him then.. oh my I appear to be abit flustered

If Count Binface wins that by-election it would be even funnier than that Truss lettuce thing

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When my thighs are no longer the size of load bearing beams, I’m gonna go underwear shopping somewhere that isn’t the supermarket “it’ll do” section.

Honestly, I’m quite happy with the PS5 probably being my last Playstation console. Nintendo isn’t doing much better in this area, but for now it’ll do. If everything goes all digital and there’s no choices, I don’t know why you wouldn’t just have a PC and nothing else.